He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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