Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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