i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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