new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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