i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize