don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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