Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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