I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I touched a dick in church today
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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