just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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