none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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