so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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