her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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