does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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