Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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