her vagine was all disorganized.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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