So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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