It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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