I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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