so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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