He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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