i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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