I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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