32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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