i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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