ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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