I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I got inside last night via doggy door
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize