Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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