Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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