But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Randomize
