i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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