If i come over, it means nothing
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
please don't ironically join a cult
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