i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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