brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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