Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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