I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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