I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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