yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i think im in europe. pls send help
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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