smell my finger.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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