girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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