she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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