The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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