Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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