Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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