Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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