Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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