Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
