I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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