They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
