In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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