She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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