what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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