But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
id be glad to
I can tuck mytits in my pants
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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