quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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