Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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