fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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